"Time Crisis, back once again. After many weeks with not a lot of guests, we come hard with two: legendary uncle of Jake, and musician, Uncle Ted; we'll also be joined by legendary writer, talk-show host, and podcaster, Spike Feresten. All this, plus art talk, and the great music of today and 1995."



  • Uncle Ted - musician and Jake's uncle
  • Spike Feresten - television writer


The Crew discuss their new status as candy influencers, marked by their new membership in the Kit Kat Flavor Club, and taste test the Hershey's/Yuengling porter. Jake's uncle Ted calls in to discuss his experiences partying and seeing Van Halen play wild backyard shows as a teenager, as well as his life and music. They also talk to Seinfeld writer Spike Feresten who breaks down the process behind writing famous episodes such as "The Soup Nazi" and "The Little Kicks". Spike dives into a bit of car talk and Ezra tries to make the case for the PT Cruiser surging in value in the coming years. During a 1995 Top Five, the group remarks on the prog and/or British sound of Seal's "Kiss from a Rose", and cancel the painter Frederic Remington.



Fun Facts

This episode was recorded via FaceTime, with none of the hosts in the same room, due to the COVID-19 pandemic.


"I didn't realize I was talking to fellow members of the Kit Kat Flavor Club." - Ezra


Top Five

  1. "For the Night (feat. Lil Baby & DaBaby)" - Pop Smoke
  2. "WAP (feat. Megan Thee Stallion)" - Cardi B
  3. "Dynamite" - BTS
  4. "Mood (feat. iann dior)" - 24kGoldn
  5. "Mr. Right Now (feat. Drake)" - 21 Savage & Metro Boomin
  1. "Fantasy" - Mariah Carey
  2. "Gangsta's Paradise (feat. L.V.)" - Coolio
  3. "Runaway" - Janet Jackson
  4. "Kiss from a Rose" - Seal
  5. "You Are Not Alone" - Michael Jackson

Songs Played

  • "One of Us" - ABBA
  • "Theme Song" - Danny Brown
  • "Lightning Crashes" - LIVE
  • "Kit Kat Jam" - Dave Matthews Band
  • "Panama" - Van Halen
  • "Like Woah!" - Rivan C.
  • "Desperado" - Eagles
  • "Count Me Out" - Chromeo
  • "You Are Not Alone" - Michael Jackson
  • "Mr. Right Now (feat. Drake)" - 21 Savage & Metro Boomin
  • "Kiss from a Rose" - Seal
  • "Mood (feat. iann dior)" - 24kGoldn
  • "Runaway" - Janet Jackson
  • "Global Lunch" - James Ferraro
  • "Linden Dollars" - James Ferraro
  • "Dynamite" - BTS
  • "Gangsta's Paradise (feat. L.V.)" - Coolio
  • "Tears In Heaven" - Eric Clapton
  • "WAP (feat. Megan Thee Stallion)" - Cardi B
  • "WAB" - Patrickworld
  • "Fantasy" - Mariah Carey
  • "For the Night (feat. Lil Baby & DaBaby)" - Pop Smoke
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