The Time Crisis Universe Wiki
The Time Crisis Universe Wiki

"There are points in history, where great men's paths cross - words are exchanged, thoughts are debated. An illustrious group of men will come together today on Time Crisis to talk about Goldfish, the greatest hits of 1996, and Alanis Morissette one more time, why not. This is Time Crisis."



  • Despot - rapper
  • Ariel Rechtshaid - producer
  • Dev Hynes - singer known as Blood Orange
  • Dave Longstreth - singer and guitarist of Dirty Projectors
  • Jimothy Lacoste - singer and musician
  • Steven Hyden - music journalist


A variety of returning friends join the Crisis Crew in the studio. They chop it up about Alanis Morrissette and Ezra posits that Jagged Little Pill is the Thriller of the 90s. The group also draws connections between Radiohead's OK Computer and Morrissette's Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie, debating possible influences between the two artists. The Pablo Honey namesake Jerky Boys sketch is also discussed. Ezra talks to Jimothy Lacoste about his music and calling the London tube system the "subway". Seinfeld2000 is tasked with getting the Time Crisis Twitter follower count up. After a rehash of the plot of Austin Powers, the Crew go through an AMA of Twitter questions before talking to Steven Hyden about his upcoming book Twilight of the Gods: A Journey to the End of Classic Rock. Ezra plots to get Dave a lemur.




Top Five

  1. "Always Be My Baby" - Mariah Carey
  2. "The Crossroads" - Bone Thugs-n-Harmony
  3. "Because You Loved Me (Theme from "Up Close & Personal") - Céline Dion
  4. "Nobody Knows" - The Tony Rich Project
  5. "Ironic" - Alanis Morissette

Songs Played

  • "One of Us" - ABBA
  • "KOD" - J. Cole
  • "You Oughta Know" - Alanis Morissette
  • "Thank U" - Alanis Morissette
  • "Let Down" - Radiohead
  • "Clipped On" - Blood Orange
  • "Pablo Honey" - The Jerky Boys
  • "How Do You?" - Radiohead
  • "Subway System" - Jimothy Lacoste
  • "Getting Busy!" - Jimothy Lacoste
  • "DRUGS" - Jimothy Lacoste
  • "Rapper's Delight" - The Sugarhill Gang
  • "Yeah! (feat. Lil Jon & Ludacris)" - Usher
  • "E.V.P." - Blood Orange
  • "Soul Bossa Nova (Dim's Space-A-Nova)" - Quincy Jones and His Orchestra
  • "Last Train to Clarksville" - The Monkees
  • "No Intention" - Dirty Projectors
  • "New Kid In Town" - Eagles
  • "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" - The Beatles
  • "Rebel Rebel (2016 Remastered Version)" - Daivd Bowie
  • "Baba O'Riley" - The Who
  • "Break-Thru" - Dirty Projectors
  • "Ironic" - Alanis Morissette
  • "Nobody Knows" - The Tony Rich Project
  • "Because You Loved Me (Theme from "Up Close & Personal") - Céline Dion
  • "The Crossroads" - Bone Thugs-n-Harmony
  • "Always Be My Baby" - Mariah Carey