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"Time Crisis, back once again. On this week's episode we talk to the social media strategist of Texas-based buffalo wangs restaurant Pluckers. [Laughs] We also talk about A Star Is Born and its potential sequel...s. All this, plus the greatest hits of 1983 and today. This is Time Crisis."

Episode[]

Guests[]

  • Mac McCann - social media strategist for Pluckers

Topics[]

Jake and Ezra explore all the possibilities in A Star is Born merchandise. Jake talks his previous bands and Ezra recounts a standup comedy routine about Chipotle by Sebastian Maniscalco. Mac McCann calls in to chat "wangs" and the dumbness that is brand Twitter. Seinfeld2000 is tasked with making #TheBigThreeThatMakeMeMe go viral and gain followers; Ezra's is that he is nuts about music, loves internet streaming radio, and says "wings" like "wangs". Conversation returns to Steve Miller's insults to the Dead and TC Heads are challenged to construct a full circle of music professionals shit-talking each other, a la Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. The Top Five prompts a mini deep dive on "Islands in the Stream" and the Crew pitch a Bradley Cooper/Rihanna The Bodyguard remake. Ezra proclaims his love of Jim Steinman's songwriting and expresses his desire for a seven-minute spooky power ballad for Lady Gaga's next album. 

Segments[]

Continuity[]

Quotes[]

"It's a dumb time to be alive." - Mac McCann

Fun Facts[]

Ezra talks about a classmate he knew in high school who believed that "Armageddon" was pronounced "ar-MAGA-don" (similar to the naming conventions of dinosaurs) until the release of the 1998 film Armageddon.

Music[]

Top Five[]

2018
  1. "Shallow" - Lady GaGa & Bradley Cooper
  2. "Always Remember Us This Way" - Lady GaGa  
  3. "Happier" - Marshmello & Bastille
  4. "MIA (feat. Drake)" - Bad Bunny
  5. "I'll Never Love Again (Extended Version)" - Lady GaGa
1983
  1. "Total Eclipse of the Heart" - Bonnie Tyler
  2. "Making Love out of Nothing at All" - Air Supply
  3. "Islands in the Stream (with Dolly Parton)" - Kenny Rogers
  4. "True (Remastered)" - Spandau Ballet
  5. "All Night Long (All Night)" - Lionel Richie

Songs Played[]

  • "One of Us" - ABBA
  • "Maybe It's Time" - Bradley Cooper
  • "Hard Sun" - Eddie Vedder
  • "In the Garage" - Weezer
  • "Customer Service" - Sebastian Maniscalco
  • "I'm Upset" - Drake
  • "Shiny Happy People" - R.E.M.
  • "The Man Who Sold the World (Live)" - Nirvana
  • "If You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out" - Cat Stevens
  • "The Music Never Stopped" - Grateful Dead
  • "Africa" - Weezer
  • "All Night Long (All Night)" - Lionel Richie
  • "I'll Never Love Again (Extended Version)" - Lady GaGa
  • "True (Remastered)" - Spandau Ballet
  • "MIA (feat. Drake)" - Bad Bunny
  • "Islands in the Stream (with Dolly Parton)" - Kenny Rogers
  • "Happier" - Marshmello & Bastille
  • "I Will Always Love You" - Dolly Parton
  • "I Will Always Love You" - Whitney Houston
  • "Making Love out of Nothing at All" - Air Supply
  • "Total Eclipse of the Heart" - Bonnie Tyler
  • "It's All Coming Back to Me Now" - CĆ©line Dion
  • "Always Remember Us This Way" - Lady GaGa
  • "Shallow" - Lady GaGa & Bradley Cooper
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