There have been a few pieces of official Time Crisis merch which have been available through various giveaways on Twitter. The most common have been t-shirts bearing the phrase "8 Minute Cape Cod" on the front, with various designs and colors. Time Crisis Honorary Membership cards have also been given away, which mention the Core Values. On November 3, 2019 there was a merch drop of "popcorn and raisins" sweatshirts as a tie-in to Episode 104. Please see the Gallery below for examples.
On various episodes Ezra and the Crew come up with ideas for possible Time Crisis or Vampire Weekend merch. Often these ideas are presented humorously and are not actually considered as a possiblity. These ideas have been:
First edition 8 Minute Cape Cod shirt signed by Ezra
Shirt signed by Despot
Despot in the studio wearing a first edition shirt
Jake in the studio wearing a second edition tie-dye 8 Minute Cape Cod shirt
Sleeve of the tie-dye shirt, featuring the phrase "Tasteful Palette"
Jake in the studio wearing a third edition 8 Minute Cape Cod long sleeve
Ezra wearing the long sleeve shirt at GQ Live December, 2018
Back of the long sleeve featuring Jokerman font, with membership card
Time Crisis Honorary Membership card
Back of an Honorary Membership card
Custom Mitsubishi brand pencils with the phrase "Crisis Crew". Pencils were given away during Vampire Weekend's May 5th Webster Hall show in New York
Mitsubishi pencils with the phrase "8 Min Cape Cod"
"Popcorn and raisins" limited edition drop of 20 to benefit broke vegans