There have been a few pieces of official Time Crisis merch which have been available through various giveaways on Twitter. The most common have been t-shirts bearing the phrase "8 Minute Cape Cod" on the front, with various designs and colors. Time Crisis Honorary Membership cards have also been given away, which mention the Core Values. On November 3, 2019 there was a merch drop of "popcorn and raisins" sweatshirts as a tie-in to Episode 104. Please see the Gallery below for examples.

Joke Merch

On various episodes Ezra and the Crew come up with ideas for possible Time Crisis or Vampire Weekend merch. Often these ideas are presented humorously and are not actually considered as a possiblity. These ideas have been:

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