The Time Crisis Hotline is a segment in which guests call in to the show via phone.
|9||November 1, 2015||While not officially called the Hotline yet, Seinfeld2000 calls in to become the first guest via phone|
|10||November 15, 2015||Again an unofficial Hotline segment, Seinfeld2000 calls in with an apology which turns quickly to revenge|
|11||November 29, 2015||Unofficial, Seinfeld2000 calls pretending to be Apple CEO Tim Cook, announcing Time Crisis' cencellation|
|13||December 26, 2015||Rashida Jones, Alana Haim, and listeners Alice and Kaitlyn call in to talk Christmastime|
|14||January 31, 2016||McKay Coppins, Dan Schnur, and Luis Calderin call in to discuss Bernie Sanders and the presidential election|
|15||April 10, 2016||Ezra calls multiple guests to ask their chosen candidate for the presidential election: Aisha Siddiqui, Desus and Mero, Dave Macklovitch, Kevin Kusatsu|
|16||April 24, 2016||Ezra calls Dave Macklovitch, iLoveMakonnen, and Rashida Jones to discuss Prince's death. First use of the Hotline drop|
|17||May 8, 2016||Nikki Mayard calls in to talk Beyoncé's "Hold Up"|
|18||May 22, 2016||Jake calls in to discuss the dark history of Doritos and PepsiCo|
|19||June 5, 2016||
Jake calls with former PepsiCo CEO Donald Kendall's personal history and ties with Richard Nixon and the Soviet Union
|20||June 19, 2016||Grizzly Bear's Ed Droste talks the presidential election post Bernie Sanders|
|85||January 27, 2019||Mihali Savoulidis of Twiddle discusses "Jamflowman", Seinfeld2000 calls from Japan|
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